Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked.
Adrian - small todger, probably gay.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed by women.
Alex - cute but a liar and a cheater.
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
Andrew - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Antonio - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Ashley - wanker who’s losing his hair.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms, and is well hung.
Ben - looks like he has been pulled through a hedge backwards and chews with his mouth open.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - thinks everyone likes him… but they don’t.
Branden - good looking but uses girls.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, woman love him.
Brian - a wanna be charmer, he’s not the Messiah he’s just a very, very naughty boy. Bryan - sexy but stupid
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else’s name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you’ll kill him within a week.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian, like Bruce.
Carl - thinks he’s funny… he’s not, falls asleep during sex.
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - cute, sensitive, and very studly.
Charles - can’t trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can’t pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christopher - soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last. spends most of his life drunk and kisses like a washing machine.
Christian - very sexy and seductive, full of his self.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with ‘jailbait’.
Clive - very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.
Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - the lights on but no ones at home.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - sweetest guy in the world, soft and gentle but good in bed. he’s a keeper!
Darren - charming, but sleeps with men.
Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates.
David - hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. can be gay!
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek - has a great sense of humor.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don - dickhead.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem, and farts.
Drew - bad.
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan - horny bastard who can’t sing.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he’ll never get cos he’s an asshole.
Elliott - full of himself.
Eric - shy.
Ewan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank - “different”.
Fred - sucks pig’s dicks and swallows the lot.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary - dreams about mud wrestling girls, drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves, treats girls like shit.
Glen - the sweetest guy.
Graeme - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham - will screw everything.
Grant - horny. but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Harry - has back hair.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Hathem - smooth, but manipulative, not to be trusted around young girls.
Hayden - tries too hard.
Henry - has gay like movements frequently. likes to run everywhere. would screw wellington boots.
Howard - likes small breasts.
Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him… yeah right.
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Jack - stupid but hot, always right.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - scum of the earth.
James - built like a horse. likes to bite while kissing.
Jason - big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bullshit.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he’s all that.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jim - sweet, he fantasies about love and affection.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
Joel - arse.
John - has no friends or life.
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
Jon - countless two timer and bully.
Jonathon - loud.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun.
Junior - hottie and totally good at football.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful.
Judith - eats a lot, likes to feel superior.
Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
Kane - an absolute and complete asshole.
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends. also has a large penis.
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem.
Kenneth - very, very… anything you want him to be.
Kurt - can kick anyone’s ass.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many corn chips.
Lance - plays with his penis cos no one else will.
Larry - cute but a wannabe player with a big ass.
Laurie - short and funny looking.
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total bandit.
Lewis - lonely, sad bit, bit of a tosser.
Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.
Liam - loud mouthed asshole.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
Luke - seems to be sweet. but of a tosser though.
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
Marc - an idiot who can’t spell for shit. would do anything for sex.
Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is and not his great looks.
Matt - likes drinking and is full of shit.
Matthew - has less brains than a donkey does in one of its hoofs. thinks constantly about porn.
Michael - very good looking but he’ll do anything for a girl.
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mike - shag muffin.
Mohammed - small penis.
Morgan - the only thing that is big is his ego.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick - nice.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in the world for you, great in bed.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - loser.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality on found in gays.
Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women fell like virgins.
Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he was cool.
Rhys - great lover but has his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
Richard - can’t see his feet, his balls are too big.
Ricky - ugly shithead who everyone hates.
Rikki - the fucking greatest in the world, everyone loves this guy.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Ron - spends most of his time looking at the base of his spine, when his head is up his own ass.
Roy - total oser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an asshole.
Ryan - tall with a sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Scott - has serious disabilities, also takes it up the butt.
Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane - not very nice, lies to pick faults.
Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster.
Steve - popular and funny and hung like a donkey.
Stuart - droll guy with a great ass and suicidal tendencies, but great in bed.
Ted - hairy, sensitive, and a great shag.
Teddy - great friend, crap boyfriend. clowns have been known to look more stylish.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby - best blow ever.
Tom - extremely arrogant.
Tommy - no.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around, prefers getting done up the ass.
Travis - fat and horny with the best video game collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy - cute and popular.
Taylor - happy, laughing hyena.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy.
Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will - wishes he were popular.
William - tall, dark, and handsome.
Zach - sweet, polite, and adorable.
Zack - thinks he’s Superman. great in bed due to ego.
Zahid - devious and shy, not to be trustedI Agree but i dont think im full of myself haha
Oh god.
Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked.
(via pfourpaul)
it’s terrifying how accurate this is. i’m like crying right now.
You can have fucking Zahid, Rhys, Graeme, Bronsen, Ewan, and God knows what else, but you can’t have Ethan!?
i looked up all my ex’s
they’re
all
true
thats exactly me and why is it so badly drawn :l
(via autopsical)
I DON’T GET THIS WHOLE TRIANGLE FAD!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE AREA OF THE TRIANGLE?!
Read my post about Delta, you fucking dumbshit 12 year old.
First off I’m not 12 I’m probably older than you. I had posted this before you posted your “rant” about the triangles. So fuck off YOU dumbshit 12 year old, I’m so cool cause I know what a fucking delta triangle means meerr meer merrrrrr
It’s pathetic if you’re older than 12 then, that just makes you look worse. I don’t give a fuck when you posted it, you obviously need some 10th grade math lessons. Pathetic bitch, you shouldn’t have kids because we don’t need more defective DNA in the world.
look at you and your big kid words. you think this offends me? it’s the internet.
…lol
:L
